The Hammer is Here!
This property was appropriated by

The Hammer
on
26th Jan 1999

Hey!  The Hammer says that you should check out the link below to get your own 20MB of free webspace.  So, DO IT!

www.fortunecity.com

Now, before you enter the darn door, download the darn font, so you see this site as the Hammer sez ya should!  Then, go through the red door, and see what they don't want you to know about The Hammer!
Want to drop me a note, punk?  Well, click on the image below.  And, don't ask for a darn autograph, because the Hammer has better things to do with his time than John Hancock for your butt!